...Not the kind of wheel you fall asleep at...

Today is Landlord Inspection Day

Thus, I made sure to hide any/all sex-related paraphernalia last night.

'Cause if I ever have to endure another episode of us all awkwardly standing around in front of the butt-plug in my bathroom cabinet, pretending we're not using EVERY OUNCE of our willpower NOT to stare directly at it, I think I will kill myself.



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