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Haiku for My One Inexplicably Long Nosehair

You rattle inside
My nostril and I think you
A booger but no

You are my nosehair,
So thick and fierce, just like the
Finest woman but

Also like a boog,
And oh I want to love you,
but instead I pluck.



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