Please Welcome, The Newest Addition to My Harem

Jason Schwartzman.

He is a manifestation of everything that is good about hairiness. Were we to meet, I would knit a large sweater out of his hair and wear it. (Secretly, my adoration of him may just be an extension of my envy over his ability to grow hair in such massive quantities and shapes. But also, I think he'd just be fun to hang with.)

The 'stache







The shadow







The beard

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