I've decided that I need a subharem that consists of folks that I don't wanna fuck so much as I want to just rest their heads in my lap and quietly pet their hair. Thus:
Harem of Petted Heads in Laps
Aw, hair pettery:
"I love to look at you from the
side at night with music playing"
**Strangely, I feel like I talk about wanting to pet people's heads ALL THE FRICKING TIME on this blog, and yet, Will Oldham's the only one I can think of right now.
Just you and me, buddy. Just you and me.