Justification: The "Hunting Trip" episode of Parks & Recreation. I have not laughed so hard at a tv episode in probably a year as I did during the scenes between Andy (Chris Pratt) and April the Intern.*
I want to eat him with a really big spoon in a huge-ass plastic bowl of soymilk.
*Alas: the episode and/or clips from the episode are nowhere to be found on-line otherwise I'd post them here. Also: piggyback.